The rapture has been coming any day now for two thousand years. It’s funny too because the Bible states itself that nobody knows when the second coming will happen and yet these idiots still try to predict it
Watch therefore, for you know neither the day nor the hour in which the Son of Man is coming.
Some evangelical sects believe that one of the apostles was transported to heaven without dying, so they believe that that generation has technically not passed away.
You jest, but it do be like that. Everything from grape juice for the no-alcohol crowd to virginal births for the no-sex crowd to thinking they can manipulate current events to rush fulfillment of the prophecies to force Jesus to come back sooner for the 21st century Christian Pharisee crowd, there is a way to make it work.
Shift it, twist it, ignore the parts they don’t want, and they can easily make that book say whatever they need it to say . . . and then make it say the exact opposite tomorrow, because they’re flexible linguistic contortionists that way.
I rarely chime in on these sorts of things, but maybe the bible was talking about AGI. ahahaha. We have no idea if it is really coming and at what hour. Might already be here. The Bible never said the Son of Man would be a human and AGI is our offspring.
Right. I have been saying this all over the place when I see humans doing awful things. I am not worried about AGI or ASI as much as I am worried about humans destroying the planet one way or another. Just ask the rest of the animal kingdom who they rather have in change.
The rapture has been coming any day now for two thousand years. It’s funny too because the Bible states itself that nobody knows when the second coming will happen and yet these idiots still try to predict it
After talking about end times and signs of end times the bible literally says
Christians need to read their own book.
Some evangelical sects believe that one of the apostles was transported to heaven without dying, so they believe that that generation has technically not passed away.
Get around biblical contradictions with this one weird trick!
You jest, but it do be like that. Everything from grape juice for the no-alcohol crowd to virginal births for the no-sex crowd to thinking they can manipulate current events to rush fulfillment of the prophecies to force Jesus to come back sooner for the 21st century Christian Pharisee crowd, there is a way to make it work.
Shift it, twist it, ignore the parts they don’t want, and they can easily make that book say whatever they need it to say . . . and then make it say the exact opposite tomorrow, because they’re
flexiblelinguistic contortionists that way.What if all the apostles were buried alive
It’s already happened and nobody noticed.
A couple of hippies disappeared no one else was worthy.
Hey, at least there’s beer and weed here in hell-on-earth. It’s supposed to only be 7 years though, I guess the clock broke.
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Every few years it’s “the end of the world” 😂
I rarely chime in on these sorts of things, but maybe the bible was talking about AGI. ahahaha. We have no idea if it is really coming and at what hour. Might already be here. The Bible never said the Son of Man would be a human and AGI is our offspring.
AGI can’t be worse at running things than a bunch of temperamental apes so let’s go for it
Right. I have been saying this all over the place when I see humans doing awful things. I am not worried about AGI or ASI as much as I am worried about humans destroying the planet one way or another. Just ask the rest of the animal kingdom who they rather have in change.
Hey, I’m no ape! Don’t make me filling shit at you