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trashmonkey@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Johnson & Johnson is trying to file for bankruptcy. They are taking it to the Supreme Court for protection against the litigation results of their products potentially causing cancer.

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Johnson & Johnson is trying to file for bankruptcy. They are taking it to the Supreme Court for protection against the litigation results of their products potentially causing cancer.

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trashmonkey@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    There’s gotta be a better way to rephrase that and end up with a different abbreviation than “I ANAL.” 😂

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      Does I Literally, Obviously, Vociferously, Emphatically Am Not A Lawyer work better?

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        ILOVEANAL has a certain catchy thrust to it, yes.

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          Just slides right into place with little resistance.

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            Just the tip.

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      You’d think so, but that’s been a standard abbreviation around the Internet for at least 5 years.

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        INAL would be less ANALy, I’m Not A Lawyer but I love IANAL because I have to stop and think about butts.

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        Closer to 15

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          it’s a lot older than that. dates back to usenet, so three decades at least.

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            Question is when it became “the standard”. We need an internet historian to weigh in.

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          I figured it was longer, but I couldn’t be bothered to research it, so I could only speak from my own memory.

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      Let’s be honest: ever met a non-anal lawyer?

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      Definitely true

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