Percentage of my wanking hours? Uhh maybe half a wank.
Percentage of my wanking hours? Uhh maybe half a wank.
The worst kind of invisible man
What about the counties where you end up dead well before you can be put behind bars.
Like 15 breeds but mostly pit and lab. When we got her she was so bloated and overweight we couldn’t even see the pit in her.
What? Maybe your app is broken, those links are the same.
Idk, I’m high right now and my memory is shit.
Yep, but who cares. I get so many spam calls and texts idk who doesn’t already have my number.
Walk into a police station and state you just killed someone. They will lock you up, just be coy about who and where the body is and they will keep you locked up, maybe. If you want out just recant and say you just wanted some shelter. Without a body or a crime scene you will be free to go. IANAL or a cop so I could be 100% wrong in my scheme.
It didn’t work out so well for Perk when they paid you to watch ads. But then again I was making $100 a week from my phone farm back in the day. Had 30 phones earning points at a time.
Quit hiring “famous” people to play in video game movies. Hire unknowns that match the parts and use the original voice actors for the CGI characters. Claptrap should have been played by Claptrap! Mario should be played by Mario!
What other browsers? Firefox was the last good one.
The Couch Cushion Crusher Vance?
Kroger was founded by the son of German immigrants.
Mail order bride?
You mean when they started to argue like children who the better golfer was? The people don’t give a shit who is better at golf. Unless we can end wars with a golf-off between world leaders.
Idk who this Magnum PI wannabe is and at this point I don’t give a shit.
You fuck your complier?
Micro vibrations, jet flying over, truck driving by, or maybe the other lights in the fixture vibrated the “broken” one enough to screw it back in. Did you know CFL bulbs can unscrew themselves from the vibrations and heat they make? Also change in temperature could cause the metal to expand or contract causing the bulb that unscrewed itself to make contact again.