• BrianTheeBiscuiteer@lemmy.world
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    23 小时前

    He should order every ICE agent be stopped and immediately identify themselves. Even if an agent was identified 5 minutes ago, if the mask goes up start the whole process over again

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      He should take a swim in a nuclear reactor and then arrange to be bitten by a Goliath beetle so that he inherits the beetle’s armor, strength, and relative size, so that he is the world’s only half beetle half human, 500ft tall mayor. Then he should legally change his name to the Chewnifax and go do some fucking justice.