Always nice to know people are looking out for us, right?

Essentially telling a madman with hostages “yeah, do it, pussy. Bet you won’t,” just to see him reap the consequences, but conveniently forgetting state-wide consequences don’t only affect the people you want them to affect.

Here’s hoping it just turns out like the last time these jerkoffs talked about secession. Maybe, if we’re lucky, we can finally get rid of Abbott. If we’re really lucky, maybe his replacement won’t be as psychotic, either!

As a Texan who wants nothing to do with these absolute fucking morons, but whose life is directly impacted by their asinine whims: please don’t encourage them. I can’t afford to leave yet.

Hmm…you may be right. I’ll get my Hispanic friend to run it and see if he gets the same result.

Pro Life until birth.

It’s more fun when they can run and plead for those lives, I guess.

Can anyone knowledgeable tell me if those big horns in the front go ‘awooga’? It’s important.

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