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maybe one’s got tits now

men realized that women can cast spells with those thing, so we forced you to hide them

the commentary on The Pianist is full of great stuff, like you’d expect with a direct historical account like that

so all an aspiring filmmaker needs to do is build a successful winery first… then you can afford to make your batshit crazy dream…

maybe you could pack a chute inside each seat, and then just dump all the seats out with everyone still in them… chutes deploy automatically… like a pilot’s seat in a jet fighter, but less complicated…

“okay everyone, stand up calmly and put on your parachute while the plane falls out of the sky… once everyone is done with that, and all parachutes are secure, we will begin an orderly de-boarding… thank you for your attention - while the plane falls out of the sky for some reason…”

sounds fun as hell, i’m curious to see where these vampires came from, and why they’re kicking around Dixie during Prohibition

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it’s about 3/4 of the way down, past the Nazi mass shooter

you’re just saying that because he likes to shop at the My Little Pony Nazi guns website

there are some interesting stories like Office Space, which basically did nothing at the box office because it was barely shown or marketed… but as soon as people got the chance to see it on cable, it became a huge phenomenon, so it was obviously a giant missed opportunity…

i thought that film with Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga was going to be about making lots of helium

sixty years after that we had escaped the atmosphere itself and the Moon was within reach

you just demonstrated the theory’s egotism

simulation theory is an egotistical fantasy, which presumes we feeble chimps have realized the ultimate purpose of Creation within computer games… humans do this every few hundred years… we invent a spiffy new device, and then immediately decide it must be perfectly analogous to God’s mind, and that we are just one step shy of reaching Godhood ourselves…

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if protests did nothing, they wouldn’t be forbidden in China and Russia and every other autocratic society

not even Russia knows what the fuck it is, there’s no point trying to characterize it from the outside with broad textbook political definitions like that… it’s a criminal enterprise first and foremost… any ideological considerations are lipstick on that pig…

are Russians fascist? you betcha they are… is it a dictatorship? it’s more of an official government mafia…