They can hold it just fine, but their aim and dexterity is shit. Fuckin’ no-opposable-thumb-having muppets.

Get to haunting some motherfuckers

Holy shit, that’s some really harsh collateral damage

🎵The rights of the wife are taken by the Riiiiiight🎶

But mah state’s rights!

These used to be all over my grandparents’ backyard when my mom was a kid; about a week ago, I saw the first I’ve seen in a few years. Ant pest control in this neighborhood has gotten significantly more effective over the past 10 years or so that fact about them eating ants is incredibly revealing to me.

I rally want

I reley dont wan to point out your typo, but you triggered this year’s rewatch of Dot Dot Dot

Not the hero they needed, but the one they deserved

I don’t know what accent you intended to communicate, but I definitely heard it in my head

Oh! They got this all screwed up.

For invading Lebanon~~,~~? we can’t**.** support you!

About as quiet as a shart

You’re just trying to steal my pedi-shreddy!

Here is Plato’s cloaca
- Diogenes

What the fuck you doing, Israel?

Why stop at 10? Go straight to 12 and send in Armie Hammer to sexually cannibalize their ass

Costco rotisserie and being stepped on for OF. The more donations, the faster the model attempts to debone the bird using only their feet. At the end of each month, the top four contributors receive a jar of chicken tortilla soup made from the fermented pedi-shreddy chicken.

I’m still waiting for the butthole cut

Oh, sorry. My anger made me lose sight of context. I’m still in fucking disbelief seeing “the curse”

To draw a parallel between Netanyahu labeling entire swaths of people as a “curse” and Jews in Nazi Germany being called “our misfortune.” As an American Jew who lost many family members to the Nazis, I can’t believe I’m watching such blatant echoes of the Holocaust be so casually waved off.

die juden sind unser unglück

Fuck this genocide