I aughtta beat you with a switch
I aughtta beat you with a switch
I haven’t seen Stephen Miller have a meltdown like that since his hairline liquefied and ran down his face
Edit: I guess only Ghouliani’s hair ran down his face. Miller just dusted his head with Norelco trimmings
Damnit, I really gotta stop assuming that people know when I’m being sarcastic. Sorry
What’s the problem? I just see a bunch of space
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Dude, read my reply to that comment. You’re feeding into the echo chamber.
Why are y’all making me do your research for you?
Also, you put that text in quotes, but I don’t see it anywhere in that page, which is very misleading to do.
It’s literally stated within the summary of the page; third paragraph from the bottom.
That’s contradicted by the link content.
Try clicking the links within the content to see if maybe you’re missing some context.
The name of the state is hyperlinked, click on it and you’ll find section of the Michigan Legislature contains statutory age limits on marriage. The site linked from my quote is out of date because the minimum age is now 18. This is an absolute win and something to be celebrated, it just sucks that it took until 2023 to bump the age up and remove a judge’s ability to enter a child into marriage. I considered editing my quote to cross out Michigan, but that seemed dishonest. Can’t really win either way, apparently.
Let’s click the name of this state and we end up at a summary page with a specific comment:
Minors under minimum age may obtain license with parental consent and approval of court. Minor females age 15 yrs. and older and males 17 yrs. and older but under 21 may obtain license with parental consent and court order.
But since we’re “doing our own research” (you’re welcome), let’s not trust the content on a third party site and instead look up the listed section of the Mississippi code dealing with conditions of issuing a marriage license in which we find that
If the male applicant is under seventeen (17) years of age or the female is under fifteen (15) years of age, and satisfactory proof is furnished to the judge of any circuit, chancery or county court that sufficient reasons exist and that the parties desire to be married to each other and that the parents or other person in loco parentis of the person or persons so under age consent to the marriage, then the judge of any such court in the county where either of the parties resides may waive the minimum age requirement and by written instrument authorize the clerk of the court to issue the marriage license to the parties if they are otherwise qualified by law.
Same info! They’re not lying! Wait… That’s bad news. Damnit!
There appears to be an amendment that I can’t tell if it’s passed or not, but it only raises the minimum age of girls (15) to that of boys (17). I refuse to say “men” and “women” because 17 is still a child.
Great news! Two months ago, Washington passed a law eliminating marriage of minors! I genuinely had no clue about this one. Obviously, the site wouldn’t have this update, but there you have it.
Anyway, there you have it. The info you could’ve read for yourself, but chose not to before declaring yourself a victim of misinformation.
That’s horrifying. Similarly, if not more horrifying, is that’s 9 years older than some states in the US legally require
“I hate that thing that you love, so I convinced someone to pay me a million dollars to shit on it for you. ”
Ohhhhhh, I didn’t think about that. I considered that the same as “discarded.” But now I feel bad how nonchalantly I was thinking like, “throw the cucumber of joy into the compost or let nature consume it”
I have a dog who doesn’t like most fruits or any vegetables. I’ve forgotten how easy it is to just give produce to pets such as bunnies or the .
Do most people take food back out from the trash?
Times are tough for underage dads in this cancel culture
You wouldn’t fuck a couch, would you?
Oh, you would? Then mind your own business.
And then burn down your attorney’s office. Fuck it, just become an arsonist
Burn the place down
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Damnit, that’s a WAY better title! I knew there were some quality opportunities
Well done
I bet innovative new ways to introduce capital in previously untapped or currently overburdened markets!