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I see you’ve met my boy Bobby

Because Jeff Bezos would rather buy a few more yachts.

This is what kicks off the second Civil War in the United States. And just the like first time, those treasonous Emacs Confederates will be decisively defeated.

If you have to ask

These feet were made for walking

That’s just what they’ll do

One of these days (if you pay me 5 figures plus travel expenses) these feet are gonna

Walk all over you

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YandereDev coding chess.

Also who has a variable to store an input and decides to name it “player”?

Looks like you’ve got a bug in there.

if false no cap
    canYouSeeMe = false
if cap
    canYouSeeMe = true
sheesh

Won’t this always go into the else/cap condition since the if condition is checking to see that false == true?

And they absolutely hate ever doing anything about bicycle theft in particular.

FTFY

The closest he’s ever come to being a good parent was when he told Waldo that he’s “the best son money can buy” in Little Rascals.

Gotta use that self checkout to get even.

Me: checking out with my filet mignon

Self checkout: Weigh your ONIONS… Place your ONIONS in the bag

From the article, the new definition includes the following:

nonconsensual anal, oral, and vaginal sexual contact.

I don’t see how penetration wouldn’t be considered a form of sexual contact. Obviously there will be more sophisticated legal arguments for both sides when such an issue inevitably makes it to court, but if a woman forces a man into any form of anal, oral, or vaginal sex it should be covered based on the face value of the law.

Unfortunately this will likely have little to no impact on how seriously our society takes such cases, not to mention the problem of men not coming forward in such situations.

1. Wait for the conservative justices to side with Trump and say that the president has absolute legal immunity

2. Hand Biden a gun

3. ???

4. Profit.

If Texas secedes the cartels will be running the place by the end of the week.

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My comment also applies to state filing, which is not free through Free Tax USA

Reasons

AKA Intuit lobbyists

Another tip: turbo tax and other tax preparation software charges you money only to file your taxes. You can fill out all of the information on their website for free as long as you don’t file, then use all of the numbers they crunch as a guide when you do your own taxes manually. Basically, you know what all of the numbers are supposed to come out to based on what turbo tax calculated, so if you’re getting something else when you prepare your own taxes you know there’s some mistake in that section that needs to be corrected.

Remember when Apple totally invented rectangles with rounded edges?

“Don’t you think of us when you read the letter ‘R’?” No, I think of a Rhinoceros.

Rough Endoplasmic Reticulum