Are you my cousin?

In which case, bury your dad already, Gunther. It’s been 5 years.

People who work freelance and lose jobs when they miss a phone call.

Watch Time Ghost’s series on the Korean War.

She’s wearing whatever the fuck she likes.

Hope that helps.

My in laws learned English in their seventies!

I’m 57 and learning German. I also have long covid brain and I’m in the menopause. I’m still managing to pick stuff up but I keep forgetting it when I actually have to speak German.

You get shot. See also: several journalists.

Most “illegals” aren’t illegal.

Only 24 percent? What the fuck are they whining about?

Do you blame the Jews for hiding from the Nazis and even trying to look as non Jewish as possible? No? Exactly.

Depends on what’s clean and what the weather is like.

Where are the night gowns?

And she’s really proud of her granddaddy.

It’s not the wedding. It’s that he wanted to take over the entire centre of Venice.

Italy has a fascist government, and the council of Venice is pro Bezos, claiming that somehow he has more right to rent Venice than its citizens have to live in it.

It’s time for Led by Donkeys to get involved.

Death Valley deaths are caused by heat and the lack of water.

There was one place on earth last year (somewhere in the middle east, iirc) where evaporative cooling was no longer possible and people would have died because the air would have condensed insides their lungs. I don’t think anyone lives there, but there’s will be more and more areas where this will happen thanks to climate change.

Americans can’t do it. No EHIC.

My dad is in his eighties. You know what he does for most of the day? He visits elderly people in the countryside who can no longer drive and are stuck at home.

Skip Germany. They’ve just banned wearing the LGBTQ+ flag in parliament claiming it’s “not neutral”. Even though, yanno, banning the damn thing definitely isn’t neutral.

School boards are not political in the Netherlands, Germany or the UK.