Uncle Larry is a pig, he can’t use a phone!

“just out of sight” was an exaggeration. They could be on the other end of the property to release a pig and its going to head towards the feed and the people… Just like a hungry dog would. Also, blinds usually face a single direction.

They are bred with domestic pigs so they have less survival instinct and the clients can find them (i.e. they don’t avoid blinds and feeders). One-off clients would give your ranch bad reviews if they didn’t see anything all weekend. Meanwhile regular hunters understand truly wild animals can elude you for days. If a visiting group has come up dry all weekend they might even release a sacrificial domestic pig (just out of sight) that will then walk right towards the clients, innocently arranging it’s own death. Source: am Texan who hunted pigs.

How many molecules in the air the bats are flying through?

One, ah ah ah… Two, ah ah ahhh … Hold on, this might take a while

It’s worse than the just Karens. If you don’t pay the fines they will put a lien on your property and eventually evict you. This has created a strong market pressure towards swindling people out of their places. Financial groups that manage HOAs wholesale are now the norm and they love encouraging Karens to generate nonsense rules and report offenders… They get a cut of either the fine or the home sale sand get to play the role faceless enforcer. There are no regulations on how high fines can go, nor how high LATE FEES on those fines can go, nor how soon “late” is.

We are way past the time when HOAs were harmless funny people hyperfocusing on lawns… It’s a predatory business now.

Well explained. Thanks for spelling it out.

That’s the joke

I think he means The Jesus

Somebody’s brought a Yamaha cp80 to Afghanistan only to have it burned. I suppose this somehow helps allah

See, this is the data that’s interesting, and i do think it belongs here. I’d be curious if this is unofficially a record. A certain seismic measurement that is a certain distance from an event, entirely generated by people. This is assuming their movement created a bigger reading than the sound equipment, which is entirely plausible with people stomping in time.

You know the lab is well aware of the venue. The artist doesn’t matter. It’s the event they were impressed with.

Meh, scatters gonna scat. I’m more interested in when space faring future people with vacuum toilets contemplate the origins of the poop knife.

The DarkGPT ages. All knowledge from this time must be questioned.

For people looking for a more realistic take…the last 48 hours are clear so this is 72 hours back… Not sure if that’s a data issue or the fires have gone out now.

“Westoids” didn’t invent homosexuality. Nor did colonialists. Plenty of societies had no problems with it, long before current religions condemned it. Plenty of cruel leaders have tried to exterminate gays from their populations but you can’t breed it out or kill it out, only oppress it temporarily. It is a fundamental part of being human and always has been.