They drove a dump truck full of money up to my house, I’m not made of stone!

I blocked those communities a long time ago.

Anyone with an ounce of common sense: Ya don’t say

Right-wing useful idots on social media: [Continue to echo Russian propaganda they’ve been saturated with]

So it’s Squid Game without the cash prize, got it.

^ Hey look everybody, it’s the “curious” guy from the meme in real life!

Judging by his ears, this boy has been in a few scrapes.

Bold of you assume that there will be enough dead children to change their minds. See also: guns.

Eddie Murphy: I like money

Sinking ship continues to poke holes in the hull. Only the weak, infirm rats remain. Other ships watch with morbid curiosity.

What, you mean sour-cream establishment Tim Ryan with his flabby chest poking out of his top-two-buttons unbuttoned shirt complaining about Biden and throwing footballs at TVs didn’t get you fired up to vote Democrat? Shocking!

“election”

I disagree with your conjecture.

Indeed, matter is finite. However, you are making the assumption that eating shrimp destroys the matter. In fact, eating the shrimp simply returns the matter to the ecosystem, where it will eventually contribute to more shrimp.

Unless you can prove the eventual heat death of the universe, which Red Lobster™ is prepared to fight in court.

Signed, Red Lobster Legal Division

P.S.: If you even think about trying to make Cheddar Bay Biscuits™ using one of those online recipes, we will pursue legal action. We make Nintendo look like Linus Torvalds.

Does this look like a man who’s had all he could eat?

The problem is that the conservative minority has a stranglehold on the state legislature thanks to extreme gerrymandering.

Rare Ohio W

Just wait until you dig into the absolute fuckery the Ohio GOP has pulled to in order to keep those districts unfair.

Looks like it’s back to drinking out of the toilet for me

This is good for bitcoin?

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