Vegas now have triple 0 roulette tables

Stupid inflation!

Well, that’s a brand new sentence.

As someone who owns my own home, let me just say…me too. I don’t care if my house value goes to zero. I still have a house. I don’t know how anyone in the middle class can get into house ownership without crippling debt.

The only ones who should cry are the home-hoarding investors and landlords. Fuck em.

No truth-handler me :(

With all due respect to him and his family, a jetski escape does sound pretty bitchin…i’m imagining him rocking aviator sunglasses, carving through waves with a supermodel in each arm.

Did she do it in Reno?

Wow. Must’ve looked a lot fresher then.

So…if someone found a nail that was a part of Theseus’ ship, and rebuilt it around the nail, would it become the oldest ship afloat?

And what does God need with a starship?

“All right! More band music! Let’s never leave!,” exclaimed the football fans.

Nor “fucking up a child’s life just to get some jollies”.

Well, I’m sure he appreciates that this was consensual.

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