MFW SMH my head

at the ATM machine

This is the only Reddit tradition that has no name. But we used to celebrate it at least once every three months, if I can recall correctly.

I wish I lived in a purple state so I could imaginatively and maliciously encourage voters with bad ideas to stay home. Mwahaha and such.

Holy fucking shit. I can’t believe this is a question people have asked and others have answered and that the answer is so unsatisfying for pedants.

I mean idfk how you’re planning on calling a.out without an even, stronger, lower-level language like Bash 3.

Would you do it for $100?

Please tell me at least some parts of your comment are sarcasm?

Otoh, my family has procreated for billions of years, I’m the last of my line, I have no children, and can’t imagine raising them with all the ₽ɪ$ʂ out there. Idfk.

A few days after 9/11, there was a sole vote in the entire US Congress, against military action in response to terrorists who were dead. She, and everyone who opposed war in Afghanistan and Iraq were demonized for it. At the time, she implored Americans that we “not become the evil that we deplore”. Tlaib is giving Barbara Lee energy. I salute them both.

Omg ’minds me it’s time for dinner

That’s what I thought I saw too

That’s right! None of us knows how Italians can speak in the dark 🤌

Never heard these simple words in that order.

Wikipedia says that Americans’ Veterans Day is called Remembrance Day—and less often Poppy Day—in the Commonwealth, and that many wear red flowers—often artificial—in observance.

Imagine if your username were iars. Awful.

An important professor constantly and frustratingly said

we can call this variable whatever we want, so we’ll call it Fred

Made me panic and irate and focus on the wrong part of the problem. Every. Single. Time.

curl -s https://whatthecommit.com/index.txt

My “lazy” eye now actually has better vision than the eye I actually use. The lazy eye is just for show.

I had surgery at like 5 years old and I’m told it helped at least as much as the eyepatches.

I love Texans but when I worked telephones when I was younger, only the most awful people were exactly the kinds of Texans you’re describing. Maybe it was because we were strangers but there is a part of me that’s still terrified, especially of Dallas people, because of it.

Do I really have to escape my dots in a .gitignore?

what was the problem with the bear?

Tom Cruise’s sexuality and religion are objective satire