That’s just a statistic though, not a tragedy /s

No, not until they read the DOJ report before it’s made public.

Why would X try to gather your assassination coordinates?!

Use the Michael Jackson defense and go “it’s okay it’s just Jesus Juice”

Oh come now. If Halo had to stick to pre-existing lore we wouldn’t have seen Master Chief’s ass.

“We’ve seen the success of similar properties, so we have decided to listen to the players and we have given guns to Pokemon! Coming in 2025, Pokemon Rifle and Pokemon Shotgun!” /s

“Production studio to have director direct actors in film”

“He’s not hurting the people he needs to be hurting”

If he can’t be a candidate he shouldn’t be able to run for it and scam old people into buying Trump NFTs to fund his “campaign.”

“There are too many drunk drivers! It must be because we don’t have any way to stop every car in case someone drunk sits in the driver’s seat!” “What if we increased public transportation so people could take that instead if they’d been drinking?” “There must be a way to disable these cars!”

He was just on a Twitter stream with Elon and Alex Jones. That sounds too free for me.

According to the law, you can’t wrap a Bible in a rainbow flag and burn it either. ‘The law criminalizes the “inappropriate treatment of writings with significant importance for a recognized religious community.”’

Yeah, someone who only has the time to microwave dinonuggets before watching YouTube and going to sleep probably feels worse than the person who has enough time to cook a proper meal for themselves.

Already has.

What? From the guy who said “I like Hitler?” I am shocked. Shocked, I say!

Only if you like Pb in your supplements. And I mean lead, not peanut butter.

Same with the Brendan Fraser comeback story The Whale.

Eat cake?