A medium is plenty for a first timer.

It’s not that much quieter. You’re looking at a change from ‘instant hearing damage’ to ‘someone screaming in your ear’ levels. You’re still not going to be mistaking a suppressed gunshot for hole punch like they do in movies.

One of the worst parts about this is that I would never have thought about reinventing it until he told me not to.

Bloody reverse psychology still working on me. >:(

If you really want to be an inconvenience, DON’T give them the plate numbers. Those will almost certainly come back to some entity or person that will clue the dispatchers in on them being government owned.

were obviously kidnappers, your honor, is what my client meant to say.