the only possible way this could be worse was if it was called CloudChain and also had weird blockchain/crypto nonsense.
proud recipient of the prestigious you tried award.
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affiliate@lemmy.worldto pics@lemmy.world•U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) waiting outside unmarked van13·25 days agoi am willing to bet that before the year is over, there will be people who cut mouth holes out of these types of masks to make it clear that they aren’t wearing masks for public health reasons
affiliate@lemmy.worldto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•When the requirements are "final"8·1 month agowe have always been at war with Eurasia.
affiliate@lemmy.worldto science@lemmy.world•Universe expected to decay in 10⁷⁸ years, much sooner than previously thoughtEnglish31·2 months agolooks like we’ve got 1078 years to figure out time travel
this will be a competitive prompt engineer salary in about two years time.
affiliate@lemmy.worldto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•iJustInventedSomethingEveryDevNeeds7·5 months agobut i don’t want to print my screen, i just want a picture of it.
affiliate@lemmy.worldto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•I want a programming language that supports German style composite words7·5 months agoi will never forgive them for making the pointer type be
T*
instead of&T
. most confusing thing ever.don’t even get me started on C++ making
T&
the reference type and then makingT&&
be something other than the double reference type.
god, what a beautiful language. it brings a tear to my eye
i will never forgive C for making the type syntax be
char* args[]
instead of the much more reasonable
&[char] args
it also bothers me that
char* args[]
andchar c
are “the same type” in the sense that the compiler lets you writechar c, *args[5];
with no problems. i think the C languages would be way easier to learn if they had better type syntax. don’t even get me started on C++ adding support for
auto fn_name() -> ReturnType { … }
affiliate@lemmy.worldto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•The government doesn't use SQL14·5 months agoi agree but would like to add that it’s generally good practice to stay away from rockets
affiliate@lemmy.worldto Programming@programming.dev•Why do libraries define their own true and false?4·6 months agowhy not just take it a step further and make true = “Yes” and false = “No”
this is p-adic gender erasure
why couldn’t you compute p/q < r/s by checking ps < rq? if you follow the convention that denominators have to be strictly positive then you don’t even have to take signs into account. and you can check equality in the same way. no float conversion necessary. you do still need to eat a big multiplication though, which kind of sucks. the point you bring up of needing to reduce fractions after adding or multiplying also a massive problem. maybe we could solve this by prohibiting the end user from adding or multiplying numbers
if cows could be on the C++ committee i would eat nothing but hamburgers
i’m a bit bothered by aoc’s response here. i’m okay with “whoa” or “woah”, but “whoah” just doesn’t sit well with me. the h needs to pick a side of the “oa”.
affiliate@lemmy.worldto Programming@programming.dev•Deno v. Oracle: Canceling the JavaScript Trademark6·8 months agoi hope that afterwards they petition to cancel oracles javascript
they should have just used rust smh
this does make sense. thank you for explaining it. i had always thought that retweet was the twitter word for reply (a reply that is also a tweet), but this makes way more sense.
as someone who has never used twitter, it always confuses me that twitter sometimes puts the reply before the message that’s being replied to. why do it this way?
don’t do this to me