Careful there. Breatharians might like a word with you.

I’m willing to bet that not one single wealthy person benefiting from these tax cuts thought: “Hey cool I’ll pass the money I saved from these tax cuts down to the less fortunate”

Funny how he refused to separate conflicts of interest when he was president but thinks it’s a good idea now that he’s in legal trouble

They want a war, and won’t stop until they get to live out their fantasy of being able to use all the guns they love so much.

I wanna be magnetized! I think my vaccines were defective.

Intentionally crashed into the house? Or intentionally crashed into the second floor?

Gets even worse the more years of experience you have. You end up being the solo dev trying to figure out a stupidly over complicated 20 year old piece of software written by a sadist that loves WCF and using tcp sockets to send data between classes in the same project