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You are an unfit mother! Your children will be placed in the custody of, CARL’S JUNIOR!

I would have used the headless singer to represent the opening ceremony.

There are ≈950 gigatons of excess CO2 in the atmosphere 27% of that by weight is carbon, the us population is 333milion, so if every American eats 770lbs of carbon sequestered butter we will solve climate change.

No, they invited another kind of cow.

At least in America, you can’t inherit debt.

When you fuck as much stiff as Boeing has you are going to get a lot of whistle blowers, statistically some of them will die, it would be suspicious if none of them died.

Don’t forget that 500 dollars entitles them to 24/7 on call for life and 7 9s of uptime.

Infinity punishment for finite transgressions is kinda the whole point of modern Christianity.

In the US you can be fired for any reason except for protected reasons (gender, sexuality, race, religion). Being a convicted sex offender is not a protected class.

When he dies the UK will spend around $300 milion on his funeral and a party for his kid.

urban dictionary Dog whistle is a type of strategy of communication that sends a message that the general population will take a certain meaning from, but a certain group that is “in the know” will take away the secret, intended message. Often involves code words.

Republicans say they want to make civil rights for gays a state issue, which is really just a dog whistle strategy for saying that they will refuse to grant equal rights on a federal level.

Or it might just be offensive or a dog whistle.

Don’t feel bad champ, you held the second most votes for Speaker of the House, that’s almost a record, you took the most basic part of your job, something that has been done 129 times, and only taken more than 1 vote 16 times (once since the civil war) and turned it into an international embarrassment, twice, in January it took 15 rounds to select McCarthy, then 10 months into the 2 year term you did it again!

All the money that the NCAA makes on the Amature Athletes™"

Texas is using the national guard, Biden is the Commander and Chief, he should just order them to stand down, then court marshal anyone who refuses the lawful order.

He’s not in danger. Chelsey Manning, who he manipulated into leaking massive amounts of classified intelligence, went to prison, was pardoned and cucked Elon Musk.

What a fragile little snowflake.

Not just pull funding, band federal spending.

Domestic terrorists threaten judges, after they ruled against domestic terrorists ringleader.