The second wasn’t as good as the first, but it isn’t bad by any stretch

Don’t be jelly of Harambe outside Jungle Jim’s

Wait, is it bad that I purchased rights to 5 domains with my name on them but haven’t decided what to do with them yet so they’re just empty?

I had a business idea (Which I’ll never do because that is too much work) where I essentially go around and just buy/lease people’s roofs and install solar panels on them. I’d pay either a portion of the energy re-sell value over a very lengthy period of time, or a flat estimated portion amount of return. I feel like solar’s biggest issue is mostly land so people don’t really do much with their roof, it’s free real estate!

Instead of someone coming by and saying “Pay us to put solar on your roof” you’d get me going “I will pay you to let me put a thing on your roof which you will probably never notice, I’ll even insure the roof so if there is storm damage to your roof I’ll cover it”.

Add in the situation where you decide to keep the panels you can buy them off me by either buying it straight up, or letting me just keep the portion I would be giving you for some amount of time, then your roof and the panels’ ownership would revert back to the homeowner.

Away

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I love the last bit, “… these incidents are un-related …” Wow, thanks, I never could have figured that out.

yooouuurrrr buttttttttt

How rude, this is Cincinnati; We turned it into Cincinnati Chili

How many blinks are necessary to signal it’s time to burn it down?

I’m sure the misogynist gym teacher with the emotional aptitude of a 15 year old who’s partner has to drink themselves ready for the same missionary sex they’ve had for the past decade is a great teacher of sex-ed.

Hey Turkey, can you stop funding Hamas it is being really counter productive to my funding of IDF.

Only the United States has this problem… yeah…

Like donating to political parties?

It is like the reverse of “That tree popped up out of nowhere!”

lowest ratings since the first one a little bit ago.

Welcome to Ohio!

that is some expensive grass

Last I heard the state was sueing people for saying the kiss was non consensual.

Glad to see they just quit. Though admitting it was wrong will never happen, at least the women can play without this person.