A farce with lots of nukes, mkay

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Maybe ask your real dad

TIL 4chan still exists

Malcom in the middle did it

WONT SOMEBODY THINK OF THE FREELOADING CHILDREN??

You can call your cat anything you want, they still won’t come.

Just following orders 🫡

They dont- you can sign up for all evening classes if you want

Pool cleaners do

I guess we won’t get to see trump on Hot Ones

According to legend, a young Blackfoot wanted to watch the bison plunge off the cliff from below, but was buried underneath the falling animals. He was later found dead under the pile of carcasses, where he had his head smashed in.

Parasol

Im 100% sure it makes a difference.

Both of my kids were communicating with body language by like 3 weeks. For example I could say “do you want a bottle?” And they would get all excited, or not, if they werent hungry. And I noticed with both kids the first thing they figured out was how to return a smile. Strangers get a kick out of it when an infant looks them in the eye and smiles.

Part of this is that you have to pay attention to them and respond. The feedback is what helps them learn fast, which they cant get from TV.

(I dint have anything anything against TV, just saying its not a substitute for human interaction)

They are 4 and 7 now and both have always had a surprisingly large vocabulary and speak clearly for their age.

Its clear that Democrats are now the center (maybe center-right) party and there is no mainstream liberal party in the US

Reading to a baby is about exposing them to different words and patterns than what you get from normal speech.

If you want my advice, talk to them constantly as if you are the narrator, and smile and make eye contact at every opportunity.

Not sure if this applies before birth. It couldnt hurt, so I suggest reading whatever you like to read. And make sure its something that the mother wants to hear, assuming you arent her.

Paint.

brb gotta tell my son I love him

What a waste. You could deal with thousands of them with a pound.

Maybe try a language you both understand