If subnautica taught me anything, he voiced the actual sub.

Harris says she won’t stop arming Israel

If she wants Trump to win, just say that.

Jfc.

I’m jealous of your optimism. I really hope the future aligns with your expectations, and not mine.

Don’t be so judgy, bro!

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Kinda reminds me of dinitrophenol (DNP), another miracle weight loss pill that converted stored calories to heat.

Works great up until it literally cooks you to death.

This new method of converting white fat to brown fat to heat sounds like it’s in that same neighborhood.

If it works, cool! But be cautious if you see a bottle of some shit claiming to do this at your local pharmacy.

We need an IRL batman. Or some Boondock Saints.

He’s gone this far trying to be the best little Hitler he can; kinda hoping for another parallel with the closing act.

I deleted my reddit when they backstabbed their 3rd party app devs. Came to Lemmy around the same time - have had no reason to look back. You’ll love it here!

Ah, so that’s why they keep calling them “settlers”.

Cuz they’re setting Gaza on fire.

I can only assume the ‘L’ is a typo.

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I get like unreasonably irritated at their sound lol.

I’m actually a little jealous that you’re able to milk some joy out of it… my brain’s stingy with the happy-juices.

Personally not a fan of the EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The more the climate changes, the more all the cool critters go extinct, and the more of these fuckers and mosquitos n’ shit seem to thrive.

It’s like the worse the climate gets, the wildlife responds by getting more and more annoying.

Idk if I’d call this my favorite, but the one that immediately popped into my brain is one from the original Men In Black - uncharacteristically introspective quote in an otherwise goofy-ass alien flick:

J: “Why the big secret? People are smart. They can handle it.”

K: “The person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you’ll know tomorrow.”

Well that’ll do wonders for turnout.

Addictive and entertaining are synonyms now?

There’s an animated version of this floating around the web somewhere, with floppy rainbow dildos raining down and bouncing off his head… couldn’t find it. :-/

Broken clock spiel. He’s still a piece of shit.

Second bit seems risky. I’d flip it around: May the law be done in accordance with justice.

Our world has seen some pretty horrific things done in accordance with some pretty horrific laws.