No, he’s quite left.

Best policy is to simply assume that he’s going to do the worst possible thing at every juncture.

Those are underwear.

They’re right to put words in my mouth? Fuck on off with them.

Gotta hit that Ballmer peak.

https://988lifeline.org/

I wish I could :q! you

It’s under attack by a major disinformation movement right now. Fascists gonna fasc.

Oh, the irony.

Nano has had syntax highlighting for quite a while.

Its keybindings also make sense if your brain is still stuck in the '90s. If not, they’re literally printed at the bottom of the terminal.

If I need plugins, I’m not gonna be fucking around with a terminal text editor.

What are these “other little things?” Certainly not “probably already installed on your system.”

It’s 1,000 times larger.

Well, they’re not necessary for 99.999% of what you need a quick CLI text editor for.

That’s the neat part: you don’t.

That’s cool, and I can’t wait for it to gain widespread adoption, but nano is already more commonly installed by default.

If the host doesn’t already have nano, you fucked up super early

But yeah, it buffers the lines.

Ctrl-K and Ctrl-U in nano, a sane editor that does not hate you

Stop trying to get me to eat your poop

Oh thank god. Now I don’t have to talk to her

I don’t think I know any healthy people though

As someone who was extracted via C-section and has lifelong chronic respiratory and digestive issues, I find this fascinating.

Gonna hit my moms up for some dookie when we chat on Sunday

“Vocational skills?” I was coding for fun since I was eight. Granted, I eventually turned the poor conversion of programs from 3-2-1 Contact! magazine into a lucrative career, but when I was young, it inhabited the same space as LEGO and reading novels under the covers too late.