The things you are listing you did as a child is what we all did, we just had books instead of the internet. If I needed more info beyond what the encyclopedia says I went to the library the next day and asked the librarian to hook me up.

My cards are in my phone.

I always use a case and I never spend £1k on a phone. More like £300

The bit you’ve missed off your strange list is being someone a woman would want to be around. Incel fits perfectly because they think they should just get women with no effort whatsoever.