I wish there was a filter to block any post with this asshat’s name in it.

He should have gone into politics instead of acting. Then the case would have been dropped.

Right. And since he was heading north but drifting south the effort failed. Were you schooled in Florida?

Woosh.

Maybe /s does need to be implemented here after all.

“Listen, I need you to find me 151 Witnesses - just enough for me to win…”

I’m sure the cops will harass them anyway.

“Yevgeny, It’s Vladimir! Hey, no hard feelings buddy! Why don’t you fly on over so we can put all of this behind us?”

It’s better than two in the bush.

No, no, NO! It’s the drag people at the libraries that do this!

So the Special Lunar Operation didn’t go as planned? I thought they said it would only take three days…

Or that one of the main ingredients in Diet Coke is, you know, water…

Meh. Not really.

This is why you don’t handle TRAITORS with kid gloves and give them house arrest.

Someone from the Florida Education Department probably bookmarked that ‘Fact’ for the next round of History Book printing.

Q: Why are the Pyramids in Egypt?

A: Because England couldn’t figure out a way to ship them to the British Museum.

I’m in IT, and anything HP can just fuck off.

Edit to add: Never buy any printer that comes with an ink/toner subscription service.

No, no, no. It’s LIBRARIES that are the threat.

So having resigned (quit) they are not eligible for unemployment, I assume.

Tourists: What about my Constitutional Rights! If it wasn’t for us, you’d all be speaking German now!

I know it’s not the whole State. But holy crap, the optics are not good. Looking at Florida as well.