Well, if he’s consistent with his behavior in the Bible, it’s not that he failed to protect her. He killed her himself

It’s customers, not coworkers

I used to work in a restaurant so I’ve had to clean both.

Women are utterly disgusting. Men sometimes pee on the seats but women shit on the walls.

I was stunned the first time. After having it happen once a week or so, you really start to wonder WTF is wrong with women

You mean you don’t have signs up in your house for your guests to direct them to entirely different bathrooms?

Property value in most places absolutely sets your taxes, which is part of your monthly mortgage payment

So yes, the principal+interest doesn’t change but when most people talk about their monthly mortgage they talk about the total amount they pay to live in their house that they’re making payments on

Well, like most women, she thinks conservative men are undatable

They’re pretty much just political evangelicals

Pretend to be someone to take your money, get power, and laugh as they get to lie to you

Brave statement from a man who is only alive because the poors would rather not get arrested

conservative sub-human

Hey man. There’s no need for that

Very redundant

Can’t wait for people in red states making <$50k to be really mad about this for some reason

I feel like you could ask Conan to be funny after you read 2 lines from anything and he’d knock it out. Recipe. Taxes. Obituary. Jimmy Fallon’s set. Anything normally not funny at all

I don’t hate him. Don’t like him. I never found him as funny as Jimmy Fallon did either

And we always tell them, you can be honest. Don’t worry, we won’t “retaliate”

But why the quotes?

Oh, just for emphasis that we absolutely will “not retaliate or fire you immediately and spread rumors about you”

Wouldn’t pretending to be an expert on Fox News and just make things up be easier?

Or is that route pretty congested already?

I feel that way when I stressed about doing something for days and when I finally did it it took 20 minutes

Yeah usually they double down and look way worse. I can appreciate that save

Now tell me what those viewpoints are

They’re not the same, not even close

Yep. A country so shitty that 35 states are unlivable. But that still gets them 70 senators and enough Governors to change the Constitution

If they also cared about long term issues, West Virginia would be better off

The venom is what they live for. They don’t want to actually fix a single thing

The people are the party for Republicans. It’s their identity

I know some Democrats and they just hate Republican policies because, well, they’re not evil people. But being a Democrat isn’t part of their identity

Republicans are actually terrible people. Period