I figure with Lemmy having much fewer users, there’s less potential for toxic communities to form.

Just as fast as a car if you run as fast as a car.

Yes, I made the ritual description up for a joke. I’ve never performed a human sacrifice.

When sacrificing the child, use a dagger made from obsidian. Cut upward from below the sternum, then force the rib cage apart. Push the lungs aside with your hands, then cut out the heart with your ritual dagger. Hold the heart up to the cheering crowd, and then place it in an earthen vessel in honor of the gods. Kick the body down the steps of the temple pyramid.

I’d probably take this suggestion, just to see where its going with this. (I know there’s no design behind these suggestions, but it’s funny).

Why is the cop so chubby? That vest he’s wearing looks like its about to tear open any minute.

If you hear ‘full stack’, run.

What I was told by a fellow student, while I was writing my thesis (paraphrased).