You definitely need to start shooting open your Amazon boxes

Can I hold it?

Of course it did.

Zelenskiy for World President

Sounds about par for the course for where we are in this fucking timeline right now.

OK, serious question. Does this guy go home at the end of the day, and pour himself what I assume is a glass of orphan blood on the rocks, and think about the things he’s done and genuinely feel good about himself?

No no, it’s what they believe.

A candid photo of Mike Johnson without his skin suit:

It’s like we’re back in the 50’s, without the wholesomeness

• Consequences of maintaining current level of border crackdown severity: Debatable, but probably not too significant.
• Consequences of Ukraine losing the war: World alteringly catastrophic.

Mike, maybe possibly double check this one with your imaginary sky deity?

I mean, you can really taste the suffering

Uh. I am concerned.

If he had shot her…no problemo. Nude photos though? That’s where we draw the line.

I hate that this sounds so appealing to me

And then something will trickle down or something

Y’all got any more o’ that ignorance? I’m tired of knowing shit at this point.

Russia ain’t the only country with Oligarchs anymore!

Sounds very American!

So, their party revolves around thinly veiled plans to divert money to the rich, and tighten their control over the common people?

25% raise a year ago. The most I have ever made in my life. I used coinstar to buy groceries last week.