Gunna have to warm my mother who lives to knit but is deadly allergic to shellfish to be careful of yarn, I think??

I could see maybe renting one as part of renting a professional kitchen setup where some of the prep is easier and they should have large freezers to make that part take less time. But owning one? No, absolutely not.

It was the first console my sibling ever bought, so very popular amongst beings.

I do not write for Eric Andre, but it sounds fun.

I am recounting an event that happened when Star Wars Galaxies was around.

A friends of mine comes to me and we start talking about Star Wars Galaxies. She tells me about her friend who plays, and the character he has who is a non combatant because I ask if I could be a chef or any other non combatant role. She says I can, using her friend as an example. She gives me the gift of a spork. Because we’re teenage girls and it’s random times.

I then explain I wouldn’t mind if the game is grindy or slow because my tolerance for that as a teenager was very high. But my ability to play the game at the time is hampered by my lack of money so I can’t pay the monthly fees. Or buy the game. Because I’m a kid.

A girl who have me a spork told me how her friend played the game and he was a hair dresser in game and once watched a battle between two jedi, when I asked her if I could be a chef in game.

I might have liked it, back then, but my tolerance for things was very high. Paying for a subscription was very veery low, being a young teen.

Almost any, but I wish I had played Star Wars Galaxies in its prime. But any, really. I was not allowed to play almost any video games growing up. Except for Detective Barbie: Mystery of the Carnival Caper. And Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing. Of, and Oregon Trail 2! Not 1. 2.

Sizzlis are one of the best breakfast foods ever. Sausage egg and cheese on a bagel!

A major reason I got an ice cream machine was to make banana ice cream!

Oh no, I knew that part! That bit is neat. Well, neater with the second spoiler, haha!

I started a new game with patch 7, and I’m sure I’ll actually finish this time! I’m positive!

I found a new way into the spider lair. I’m terrified of how much this game has!

I promise I stuck to making banana bread! So much banana bread. And when frying was a thing, deep fried banana bread!

This is directly how we’re getting to a 40k future and I hate it. The bad future!

If we must I might join the Mechanicus though. I’m good at chanting and doing things by rote.

Existing is agony, but I just can’t care anymore what people think about my tits. I’m the one who has to wear them, and bras hurt (well, I’m autistic and they hit a lot of my brain hurting points) so screw it, I’m going to the wawa in a winter coat and no cares.

This is why I prefer winter, I can wear my bulky coat and go as braless as I want, despite the 40J I’m suppose to wear

I want to try non dairy cheeses but they’re all so so bad it makes me sad. And super expensive for being bad!

I want to say there was a game on steam that was like…a bundle of these various “ad” games.

The title is extremely long. Like, “yeah you want to play those games from the ads? Here they are!” Or something.

Er, probably a year ago? I make it occasionally as a snack, but I have to remember to get some from the grocery store. My husband also enjoys it, so when I do make some, it goes quickly.

My grandfather would make sheets of jello, it was his snack he’d feed us when we visited him!

I sent an email thanking them for making Sid Meier’s Pirates! and they sent an email back thanking me for my interest and that no new game was planned. Which…wasn’t my email, but still very sad!

That era of physical technology is just so very cool. I like modern stuff, but man hope they made all it work was so neat!

Ohhh, Chick Tracts. Fun times, I recognized the style right away too!

I’ve seen them in person twice. Once a neighbor gave us one in a plastic bag with other Jesus-y stuff. And the second time I found an entire stack of them at the gyno’s office

I stole all of them. Amazing. Horrible things, I love how batshit they are lmao