So you’ve got a dull chef’s knife, because that is the 90% knife, not a bread knife.

Wood for most stuff, plastic for meat and fish because I don’t want meat juice soaking into the wood.

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Maybe he’s depressed because he keeps watching YouTube reactions.

What? Ears facing behind you?

Yes, but what about you?

I wonder if the office employs specialists for different categories of patents…

I’m confused. If that’s obscene, it sounds dangerous.

Indeed, a big mess. Does it even come with spackle to fix your damn wall?

More like the Wraiths from Stargate Atlantis.

If there is a god, super fucking likely.

I’m not saying some completely different bird laid an egg that contained a chicken. The change may be gradual, but the mutations still happen in the eggs. The first chicken or chickens were hatched, not transformed by radioactive goo.

That’s not how evolution works. The chicken egg did come before the chicken, because that’s where mutations occur.

…and again, you linked to some shit about the Myanmar quake, not this story. And I still have no idea what April 2-6 means.

No, it’s the ports on phones that are proof of concept, constantly getting full of dust or just stop working correctly. I’ll take a wireless charger, thanks.

Well, I don’t have a ton of use for my phone while sleeping, personally.

Wait, so this isn’t a testosterone supplement?

Well, just take you. You presumably voted for a criminal and terrorist helping him avoid prosecution. We call that Aiding and Abetting in this country. You are now a criminal.

Well, yeah, Conservatives are garbage domestic terrorists and criminals, by default.

Sometimes I feel I’ve got to…EH EH…run away, I want to…