Pistcow

yes

Nah, get up in them guts for hygiene sake.

Couldn’t be me?

-Executive Management

“Am I ugly?” (Link to butthole pics on Onlyfans)

“Too the moon with this new crypto scam!!!”

Hey, at least Hitler was able to take down Hitler.

Yeah but they wont admit that they just want to snack!

Ive met one woman that knew what she wanted to eat and ever meal choice wasnt a struggle.

“No, we had that a few weeks ago.”

Ive tried that.

What my wife wants for dinner?

thoughts and prayers

So begins the Sino-American War.

Whats that about fidelity? They fucking with my 401k?

womp womp

Boosh

Good thing my company pays to maintain Windows 7 & 10 and I didn’t notice a damn thing.

Not sure why but I’m not having issues? Is it still going on?

For reals. I never bookmarked anything as I’d just regoogle what I was looking for but as of six months ago I can’t find shit. It’s like it never existed and all I get is spam websites that’s are skinned to looks genuine. I’m honestly going back to Askjeeves.com…

There’s philosophical or edgy teenager communism and then there’s the human communism that exists in practice to consolidate power by the guise of seizing the means of production…for the few oligarchs.

I mean, that sounds like textbook communism to me.

Sorry, a dictator is a dictator, just a difference of scale.

A Commie is a Commie