Pistcow

Basically, Russell Wilson.

I stayed up for a little over 3 days due to a funky schedule and baseball playoffs. Finally crashed and slept for 28 hours. Room mate said I slept forever, and I thought it was just for 4 hours when I looked at my alarm clock.

Basically, a VBA Excel file.

Probably. Revolution or Dictatorship needs to start at some point.

At some point, if plain clothed agents keep rushing up on people, they’re going to get shot.

Someone needs to be the bag holder. It will tank when the earnings call comes in April unless Trump decides to replace Abrams with the model 3.

I make an absurd amount of money as an engineer for a large evil corporation, and I’ve done the same. Fuck these companies. I drove 45 minutes to a small local lumber yard instead of going to the Home Depot or Lowes 5 minutes next to my house. I was a Pro member with a fuckton of rewards.

My wife, usually apolitical as long as I’ve known her, has boycotted Target her favorite store. We used to go shopping at night when nothing was going on. Now, we save money and just hang out at the house. Fuck Target.

with a stick or brick

Only if she’s in your class?

Yeah, the EU. As an American, I’m sorry for these dipshits and if it comes to it I’ll fight for Greenland…

…and the second amendment.

It’s fine, you’ll lose your farm, and they’ll sell it off to China. You get what you voted for.

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Tall and skinny, order Tall Small. Usually have to special order.

Tall and thick, for some reason, they call that Tall Queen…

Least what I noticed when my wife was shopping and she’s 5’11"

Tow Gaza to outside the environment?

But Biden!!!

No, zero sarcasm. I’ve had executives of billion dollar companies present during my interviews multiple times. No fucking idea why. These where not “I’m a CEO of a 10 employee company” this was “I’m the CEO of a company with 10,000 employees.” This was twice but every other of the dozens I made it to the point of interviewing with a director or vice president of a fortune 500 company. Like, wtf is the deal now!?

Pssst, nice dick Power move. For reals though? Wtf do I need to talk with an executive for a job that pays $100k!?

None? My guy, you might be cooked. I had dozens of 7 step interviews over those 13 months. If you’re not meeting with the CEO for an individual contributor role, then are you really living!?