And yet the one with people skills was the first laid off

But yes in all seriousness - this is exactly what happened at my company.

It is no different than outsourcing that we did 20 years ago. The only difference is instead of an Indian who ALWAYS maliciously complies - you have an AI who often hallucinates. I honestly prefer the AI - at least it isn’t intentional.

For reference I am the one with the people skills - though I can, and do code when necessary.

They would never dare put our offshore team, or the AI directly in front of the customer. If we did that - we would not be able to charge what we do.

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All that money and all he amounted to is a booth babe at a Gun shop in Milton, Florida.

https://www.jsonline.com/story/news/2025/02/08/northern-florida-gun-store-boasts-kyle-rittenhouse-as-new-cashier/78364033007/

Postgre is still better than MongoDB so I am okay with this.

Every. Every single project. Who could have predicted our data would become relational?

Working with Accenture

I am so sorry…

Has he tried being a senior developer? He should really try being a senior developer.

Which is why they believe AI is the future.

It does everything they do.

Produce slop

You are actually the chart itself.

The all-too-common Load bearing IT

Back when optimization was Black Magic. Now we just tell the customers they need better hardware.

Someone probably had to argue hard to get 3 letter variables. Guarantee there was some one arguing for 1 letter variables.

Y’all laugh but this man has amazing code coverage numbers.

My mate, Paul, says all numbers after 700 repeat so we can stop there.

We just give them different names so you think they’re going up.

I prefer the cryptic each variable gets a single letter of the alphabet.

You know you can have that flexibility with a work phone, right? Without them monitoring, and controlling your device?

Clearly you’ve not had to use the home grown documentation methods.