There won’t be another real election.

It’s over.

Awwww! Sweet puppers!

I wish I was stupid enough to be happy in today’s world.

The words truth, facts or liberty in all caps.

Add “reach out” to that list. God I hate business buzzwords.

Banana

Edit: damnit. I should’ve gone with the car guy answer: “Miata is always the answer” but I’ll leave it up.

Lmao, how am I the first to invite this?

Unfortunately that’s due to rules and bots. One uses that language to get around bots that seek “violent language” because enough people have had to deal with arguing themselves out of a ban.

There’s a lot of stupid people in the world that enjoy watching other stupid people.

Agreed on both points. I buy all my shit at Kohl’s cause I just don’t care. Plain colored shirts, and regular pants. Am I fashionable? Fuck no, but I also don’t get weird looks for dressing bad. Someone buys an $80 shirt and “can’t” wear it after a year or two. I buy a $15 shirt and wear it for close to a decade if it’s still in good shape.

And food? It may just be me getting old but eating is more of something I do just to not die. Sure, I enjoy some foods, but overall it’s just a chore.

“I spent the afternoon cleaning cum off the ceiling of a room. If this happens again I’m just gonna spackle over it.”

My grandparents partied a bit. My uncle was the only one willing to go through their bedroom after they died. Dude always came out looking like he had seen some shit.

The bedside table was a real eye opener.

Or you already drank what you like and were finally drunk enough that you didn’t taste how bad it was. 🤣

You’re braver than I am. I used to be a bartender who had several landlords in a college town that would come in at happy hour. The horror stories I’ve heard…

ESPECIALLY on Facebook.

“let me tell you sumthin bout diabeetus.”

Meat vapor would make for a great username, possibly even band name.

Childish Gambino is a national treasure. He could be such a bigger star if he wanted to be.