I don’t want to be waited on. I don’t want to have to wonder when or if someone might refill my drink. I don’t want to have to ask for extra napkins. I don’t want to be put on the spot deciding what sides I want. I don’t want to have to ask what salad dressings there are.

I want to interact with other people as little as possible. McDonald’s might be basic, but give me a kiosk to order from every time.

What I do want is to know exactly what I’m getting. Fast food has continuity of product down to a science.

Nazi Germany exterminated ~6 million Jews, and ~6 million more other various undesirables.

I used to think that. Unfortunately, I no longer have the surplus stamina to focus on protecting everyone, and have to close ranks and attend to those close to me.

We’re apparently not “in this together” so I’m going to have to use all of my available resources to take care of my own.

“Jewish” can refer to a religion, ethnicity, culture, nationality, or any combination of the above, depending on context and who is using the term.

If it does now, it also did before.

Ohhhh I see now.

“Every” says “Every member of this group has this right.”

“Only” says “Anyone who has this right must be a member of this group,” but it doesn’t say “Every member of this group has this right.” Which means that “Some members of this group might not have this right.”

Nice catch.

Those are people who are unable or unwilling to see the forest for the trees.

I seem to recall that Alaska did have RCV, but then went back to the shitty way.

And when you witness a nazi victimising someone based on their identity/race/disability/etc, please act and don’t look away.

What if the Nazi has a weapon?

Don’t forget about before.

The people have the power to make choices and work and campaign and support what they believe in

It’s totally the case. The people did work and campaign and support what they believe in. They did make a choice.

They chose fascism.

The Maillard reaction also produces some flavors that are nigh impossible to get any other way.

“Suffice it to say”

“At this time”

No.

I’m not an aggressive horn honker, and I feel like an asshole if I have to use it.

Come to the dark side. If someone has done something unrepentantly stupid, I will lay on the horn until that thing is undone.

I am all done with the phrases “speaks out” and “that being said.”

When I was a teenager, I took my dad’s old Vietnam helmet liner, a sheet, and a bag of rocks for ballast, and made a ghost out of it. Then I strung a piece of clothesline from the top of the porch across the driveway, and up into a tall tree, at maybe a 30 degree angle down from the tree. Hung the ghost from a pulley on the clothesline, and had another length of line loose attached to it.

I just stood in the crook of this cottonwood tree waiting for kids to come. They’d get their candy, and I’d let the ghost go. So much screaming. Reel it back up and wait for the next group of kids. The only part of it that came anywhere near touching anyone was the sheet hanging down, everything else was always much much higher than head height even for an adult.

What share of the population do you think are immigrants?

Where does “I don’t care” register?

All they gave me was propyphol, I wouldn’t call it “good.” Just knocks you out.

I am going to suggest that you get a colonoscopy. My own experience with giant polyps is that they reduce the ability to evacuate fully, and make for an “it’s like a marker, I just keep wiping” condition. Between the extra straining and extra filth, that can definitely be a “recipe” for hemmorhoids.

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