Glad you enjoyed. Lol
Glad you enjoyed. Lol
He would very much rather smoke cigarettes and drink Bud Light in the yard.
I found them. There was a zip line through this area too.
Say that to my face. I fuggin’ dare you, dude.
I’m not even joking, they got divorced last week.
I’m bored as shit at work.
Here’s a video of Western World. https://youtu.be/ug2U5PUSwA4
Here’s another one of his annual go cart track. https://youtu.be/E5ljFgmQ0MQ
I’ll have to find the Jurassic Park videos.
Bro, that ain’t the half of it. My father-in-law built an entire western town in his backyard and when he was done he built a Jurassic Park with dinosaurs essentially made of trash. Here is a shitty picture of the saloon with a bar in it. I’ll see if I can find some of the dinosaur pics too.
I use a bidet and that cuts down on TP usage, but sometimes you get a big ol’ honker of a log ploppin’ out and that sucker just says, “Not today.” That’s when the trusty turd wrangler is your best friend.
One time I was at my mother-in-laws and clogged that some bitch. I couldn’t find a plunger. Turns out my sister-in-law took it when she went away to college, because she was too scared to buy one. I tried to text my wife, but I had no service. So I left it there and went and told my wife. My mother-in-law took a golf cart to the neighbor’s house and explained the situation and they let her borrow theirs. Meanwhile, I’m fucking mortified that the neighbors now think I have fiber intake issues.
Always keep a plunger in a bathroom with a toilet.
Is me, Boris.
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Contact me when I can upload my consciousness into San Junipero.
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You should switch to Diet Baja Blast. It’s healthier because it’s tastier or something.
I should have my doctor call my boss and tell him I can’t work before 10am.
It’s actually a brilliant economic play. Instead of only arming Isreal, we should just arm both sides and get that CASH.
Do other viruses do this too?
I hope a galaxy hits my house, so I can get out of work.