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Formerly a transcriber for r/TranscribersOfReddit, I occasionally do freelance transcriptions on Lemmy in my spare time.
Image Transcription: YouTube Comment
@davidm.313
“Debugging. The game where you are the criminal, the victim, and the detective at the same time. But you probably don’t know where the crime took place, or what it was. But there definitely is a crime.”
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Still needs to be checked over to make sure it didn’t get anything wrong. In my experience the mistakes AI make with monospace fonts tend to be very awkward to notice (like 1 and l and I and | being interchanged), so I’d have to go over with a fine tooth comb which, for me, since I type quickly, isn’t noticeably faster and is a lot more boring.
Image Transcription: Code
[Transcriber’s note: the first line in the following transcription is incorrect. After the equals, there should be eight instances of the word “Option”, each succeeded by a less-than symbol, then two brackets, like (), before the first greater-tha symbol. However, if you type a less-than symbol on Lemmy, it seems to strip that symbol and whatever word comes next out of the source when you save the comment.]
type Wtf = Option>>>>>>>;
let two = Some(Some(Some(Some(Some(Some(None))))));
let three = Some(Some(Some(Some(Some(None)))));
let six = Some(Some(None));
unsafe {
assert_eq!(
std::mem::transmute::(two) * std::mem::transmute::(three)
std::mem::transmute::(six)
);
}
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Thanks! Not sure if there’s been other people doing any or not, but for my part I just do them when I find the time, which unfortunately isn’t all that often.
Image Transcription: Meme
Junior devs writing comments:
[A photograph of a road signpost in front of a metal fence with a low, long building in the distance. The post has two signs on it. At the top is an octagonal sign, filled red with a white outline, reading “STOP”. Beneath it is a rectangular sign with an arrow pointing up to the stop sign, and text reading “THIS IS A STOP SIGN”.]
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Image Transcription: Meme
* HTML WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN CLASSES
* YEARS OF MARKUP yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for styling beyond \
* Wanted to center content for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called ""
* “Yes please align that content exactly 32.89% left. Please align 59.0px down”
- Statements dreams up by the utterly deranged
LOOK at what FRONT-END Devs have been demanding your Respect for all this time.
(This is REAL CSS. done by REAL Devs)
[Three screenshots of CSS code, each one marked with a number of red question marks. The first screenshot has five question marks and reads as follows:]
h1 {
font-size: .75em;
position: absolute;
bottom: 20px;
width: 94%;
left: 2%;
}
[The second screenshot has eight question marks and reads as follows:]
*{
font-size: 30px;
}
q::before {
content: "«";
color: blue;
]
q::after {
content: "»";
color: red;
}
[The third screenshot has sixteen question marks and reads as follows:]
#header ul a:focus, #header ul a:active,
#header ul a:hover {
background-color: #5A5A5A;
outline-color: -moz-use-text-color:
outline-style: none;
outline-width: medium;
}
[The screenshots end.]
They have played us for absolute fools
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Image Transcription: Meme
People in every profession: We know what we do
Programmers:
[“Awkward Look Monkey Puppet”, two images of a red monkey puppet from “Ōkiku naru Ko”. On the left, the monkey faces right and sideglances with wide eyes and contracted pupils, while the right image shows the monkey staring straight ahead.]
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Image Transcription: Meme
[Four images of toilet roll holders, each with text above them.
The first shows a toilet roll holder holding a partially-used roll of toilet paper. Its text reads, “Non-zero value”.
The second shows a holder holding a completely used roll of toilet paper, leaving just the cardboard tube. Its text reads, “0”.
The third shows a holder with no toilet roll or cardboard tube on it at all. Its text reads, “null”.
The fourth shows no holder; simply plain wall. Its text reads, “undefined”.]
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Image Transcription: Comic
[Swords DCCXXXIX: CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON, by Matthew J Wills]
Panel 1
[A sword with a brightly glowing blade. The hilt is blue and scaly, while the guard forms the shape of two yellow-eyed, green-scaled dragons consuming one another’s tails to form a circle. The pommel features a ring hole from one side to the other. At the tip of the blade are two dots and a thin very line forming a slightly smiling face.]
A SWORD THAT GLOWS BRIGHTLY WHENEVER YOU’RE HUNGRY
Panel 2
[A sword on a wavy dark blue background. The blade is large, heavy, and only sharp on one side. There is a large spike like a dorsal fin bending backwards from the blunt edge, two divets like side fins on the flat, four divets along the sharp edge, and a large crack digging into the tip, reminiscent of a toothy maw. The hilt is dark brown, seemingly bound with leather straps.]
A SWORD THAT ONLY WORKS UNDER WATER
Panel 3
[A sword with a blade enclosed in pink-and-white striped wax, like a decorative candle. The hilt is blue, with a crossguard that curls up towards the blade. At the tip of the blade, the wax is melted away, revealing a dark, sharp interior like the wick of a candle, and more reminiscent of a wooden stake than of a blade. This tip is on fire, and the fire blazes forwards to form a more conventional sword-tip shape.]
A FIRE SWORD THAT ONLY LASTS FOR A SINGLE DAY
Panel 4
[A jagged, decrepit sword, curved in multiple places. The tip curves forwards then hooks back again like the tip of a khopesh, with two distinct, sudden corners to change angle instead of a gradual curve.
Beneath the tip, the blade is partially enclosed in a wooden guard of some sort. There is a spiral marking leading into a line on the upper part of this, and the wood is unenclosed at the front until the very bottom of the blade, where it closes over and curves to a very thin point before curving back to meet the hilt.
From the spot just above the hilt, grey hair like a beard emerges from the wood. The hilt is wrapped in white strapping of some sort, and the pommel has a ring hole from one side to the other, and three spikes, one on the bottom, two on the sides.]
A SWORD THAT STEALS THE VICTIMS AGE AND ADDS IT TO THE WIELDERS
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Image Transcription: Comic
Panel 1
[A green snake and a green turtle are facing one another on a plain pink background.]
Snake: I want to be a good programmer!
Panel 2
[The turtle’s mouth is open.]
Turtle: Just pretend you’re already a good programmer
Panel 3
[A close up on the snake, showing only its head, with the turtle offscreen. The background is now purple.]
Snake: When should I stop pretending?
Turtle: Never
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Image Transcription: Code
bool is_prime(int x)
return false;
}
[Beneath the code is a snippet of console output, as follows:]
test no.99989: passed
test no.99990: passed
test no.99991: failed
test no.99992: passed
test no.99993: passed
test no.99994: passed
test no.99995: passed
test no.99996: passed
test no.99997: passed
test no.99998: passed
test no.99999: passed
95.121% tests passed
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Image Transcription: Twitter
Giray Özil, @girayozil
Ask a programmer to review 10 lines of code, he’ll find 10 issues. Ask him to do 500 lines and he’ll say it looks good.
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Image Transcription: Screenshot
[The screenshot is from a GitHub commit summary. It is zoomed in to show just the tab headers for the “Checks” tab and the “Files changed” tab. The “Checks” tab has a number 1 next to it, and the “Files changed” tab has an infinity sign next to it.]
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