I’m here for a good time, not a long time

Stop thinking logically!

More proof that it’s OK to take that extra slice of bread at dinner, my dudes

Yes everything is about nazis. Love when people cry wolf.

Also we didn’t see the entertainment outlet link the first time.

You do realise that the potassium alone in your body is more radioactive than that water, right?

You are literally more radioactive.

This isn’t even worth a story.

I remember my friends and I smoked like $500 in weed in one night to celebrate our high school graduation. It was my first time. The only difference I remember feeling is my throat hurting and getting the munchies.

Find that out the hard way?

Do you just hate the french that much? Because I do.