You are giving them too much credit if you think they can take measurements and conduct research.

Geez, people. Feminine magazines have always been like this. Everyone knows that we women are incapable of caring about or understanding anything except clothes, diets, and home decor, so we must appeal to these interests rather than talking about this difficult boring stuff like writers’ strike. What exactly do these writers do anyway? Why are they striking rather than writing? It sounds boring. Please tell me more about Margot’s outfit, which I will wear after losing 50lb.

The newer one is a lot funnier though.

GRRM has already said that if he dies, he doesn’t want another author to finish his series. So no, this is not going to happen.

Wow! Ticketmaster pretending to care about scalpers consists of … blocking Firefox? No wonder ticket sales are such a shitshow.