Is it incredibly easy to charge people with felonies?

Apparently they are the UK’s deadliest animal

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/killer-cows-named-uks-most-30956262#:~:text=As the UK’s deadliest animal,and Safety Executive (HSE).

Yeah, if the irritant is capsaicin I would think that milk would wash it off sensitive tissue more effectively than water as capsaicin is more lipid soluble than water soluble. I think if you eat a spicy chili, to stop the pain you need to wash the irritant off your tongue and milk does this more effectively than water.