If we are lucky the earth might survive after the sun becomes a red giant. As the sun expands because its gravity is weakening which means the hold on earth will be weaker and the earth will move away from the sun. Hopefully the speed we move away is equal to or faster than the suns expansion.

I assumed the package called “cowfortune” was the 2 combined.

“sudo apt-get cowfortune”

yup cowfortune is a thing.