90% of that hollywood shit is hot garbage and I think a lot of folks feel the same.

And who HASN’T been in a situation, watching TV or movie with parents or other polite company, when a sex scene comes on (completely unnecessary to the plot), making everyone uncomfortable. I’d like to think that audience surveys have been taken into account to make Hollywood stop including sex scenes.

What bothered you about the second half?

Firepoint

Games only wealthy unemployed people can play

I have a really good bright quality flashlight, USB rechargeable that turns on and off with no bullshit in between. It lasts a long time between recharges too. O’Reilly Auto parts. Found it among all the fun stuff they sell at the front counter.

Oh you’re gonna love learning how to write Russian cursive.

Assault involves touching someone.

Why do you think this means you’re old and need your grave dug?

Anyway I’m pretty sure this movie was originally advertised as being about David Beckham the blonde soccer player. And I’m pretty sure that’s how they lured audiences into theaters.

Right? I have never seen it advertised in this context, it’s about 2 teenage girls and some old ladies dressed in middle eastern robes? WTF

oh. I’ve never seen that movie and I thought this post was a joke because I thought the movie bend It like Beckham was literally about David Beckham being a soccer professional.

Nair does not disintegrate skin. It disintegrates hair.

Then pour nair down the drain

When I named my children I made sure to choose names that can always be found in kitschy gift shop items.

So are you saying Fortran Programming is a lucrative skill?

LOL

https://lemmy.world/post/17155398

we’re supposed to pour it onto the oil filter too?

Hero

Two experienced astronauts who’ve legitimately witnessed the full rotation of the earth, they’ve seen every side of the globe from their vantage point above. Now imagine one of them trying to convince the other -dead serious although he’s actually trolling- that the earth is flat. How could that NOT be amusing 🤣

If their target audience is baby boomers with dementia, then maybe this flat earth thing qualifies.