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Cake day: October 15th, 2023

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  • An IAF soldier reading this article:
    “Aww, how sad. I wonder if there’s anything I could do to help? Ooh, I know!”
    He then proceeds to scribble “Bread” on one of the munitions he’s loading.

    A second soldier notices this and comes near.
    “Hey man, that’s not cool. What’s she going to do with just one bread? We need a dozen loaves at least!”
    He starts scribbling as well.

    Their commander looks on speechless and shakes his head at their antics.
    “What a bunch of degenerates.”
    He places his own marker aside and goes to reprimand his subordinates. Behind him a missile newly babtized ‘Dildo of Doom’ lies in silence.










  • Thank you kindly. Sadly I cannot. Yesterday I was on a trip and happened to pass through one such location, which is why I can talk about it now.

    The folk tale was that some Polish cartographers were mapping the area and asked some locals where they were. The locals shrugged and answered in their language a variant of “Fuck knows”. The cartographers took it to heart and the official name of that location on their map became a slightly altered variation of that joking reply.
    Naturally later on, a copy of that map was used by the government in charge for census and the name remained sealed in stone.