I don’t think “they made me buy it so I’m breaking it” is really a 4D move. It’s more like a 4th grade move.

St. Lawrence was executed by placing him on a gridiron with coals beneath it. At some point during his execution, he declared to the Romans “I am done on this side, turn me over”. After this he became the patron saint of both cooks and comedians, which I think is hilarious

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Etymological_fallacy

Not that I don’t agree with the sentiment, but a “gotcha” is not the way to argue it