since you think literal terrorist groups are so progressive

That doesn’t make Hamas and Hazbollah saints

Are you familiar with the term ‘strawman’

Obviously

And ~54% of the votes went to left(ish) parties, so that’s something

Have they removed the sail part of the blades?

Well they’re not literal identical twins

I hope no boats approach it from the exact angle it’s hidden behind the highest piece of rock

Your edit is correct except I get 553 tons! I’m still shocked it’d easily tip the scales vs 2 large blue whales

Edit: ahh you accidentally did 5x5x3 instead of 5x3x3

I’m not convinced that weighs 500 tons, that’s the same as at least 65 of the largest African elephants or 2.5 of the largest blue whales

Weird and horrible. Also does she say ‘my head’ when she drops the head? Lol

Same with anuses tbh

Piles yes, but there be smaller trace amounts too

I can’t always tell I’m dreaming when I’m dreaming, but I can always at least tell it’s reality when I’m awake. Apart from that one time I was concussed when I fell off my bike as a kid. And the slew of drug-addled experiences as a young adult, but I’m not sure if they’re considered reality or not.

there used to be a time when computers and smartphones did not exist

What the hell did people do all day?! D:

Fucking disgraceful. I wish we would sanction Israel.

Who, actually, believes society is better off for caging this man??

Hahaha that accent is so fake

Reminds me a bit of Runaway Jury. Great film.

Teeny tiny axolotl

There is really not a lottle

of you. Not a jot or tittle

So I’ll call you axolitl

Matt Le Blanc:

"…I guess you’re keeping the 20 bucks you owe me.”

This is exactly the kind of humour Perry would’ve appreciated

Idk what “lights” are, but haggis is bloody delicious