Politics under Clinton seem civil now

As is tradition

My dude, I’ve had a few friends abs roommates who are refugees. All I will say is that war is hell, and to invite it is madness.

Well, you can use the books as a form of random number generator. Maybe this can work for the blind in a much, much more compact form than a braille book (which, if you’ve never seen are fucking huge)? I don’t know. I’m sure whoever buys it has some reason they want it.

Unless they’re walking, in which case it’s Travodes.

edit: aw fuck I should read the entire thread shouldn’t i

if there is, they are congregating on different sites than I frequent and I thank them for that,

you smell different, but you still smell unique.

source: attended the gilroy garlic festival annually for 15 years

I’ve had too many cold nights in winter where you wake up in the middle of the night, pinch a quick loaf, and then scurry off to bed. Now, with warm water, it’s nice and cozy and next minute you’re like a fuzzy numble all snuggled up in a big cozy cinnamon bun back in bed still asleep. Cold water, well, there’s these nights it’s winter and the dead of night and suddenly your pucker screams ¡Ooo! ¿what temperature is that? well it’s gonna take an hour to get back to sleep now.

I do not miss those winters

yeah sorry my FIL poured canola oil in his car ignition because his key got stuck once and was coming over to do it to mine. Like, not even WD40, which I would have expected from his generation as the all purpose lubricant. I tried to introduce him to graphite powder, but it didn’t take.

I forget y’all exist sometimes.

first I hear about y’all’s beautiful gyro pizza and now this? I need to emigrate.

it takes 15 minutes, $20 for all the parts, a t splitter, a wrench and teflon tape to install a bum hose if you’re that hard up

cold, cheap bidets in the guest baths, expensive warm bidets in the master bath.

I like what california did last election: everyone got an absentee ballot. That way I could fill it out at home and drop it off at my polling location at my leisure. There was a line, but I got to walk past it.

I don’t know your sauce, but maltose is great at thickening

if I know my science fiction, it’s bound to get infested with nazis, dinosaurs, and bigfoots (bigfeet?) which might be worth it for the dinosaurs and bigfoots but I am sick to my ass of nazis.

have a heart

Launching stuff into the sun takes a shitton of delta-V. We should just launch it into the moon.

where exactly? what do you want to kill and pollute? what area deserves it?

gotta do something with the brine

hey goofus