ESR: “Every good work of software starts by scratching a developer’s personal itch.”

Set sails, boys!

I wonder how they handle diapers in jail.

I’ve spent a lot of time in RPGs, and the last time I RPed in a G was around the time George Bush’s dad was president.

My experience in going from C to C++ was different: if you’re not converting everything from mallocs with custom addressing systems to the collections framework, you’re not living.

They named the bill wrong - it should be Kids’ Act for Online Safety- KAOS.

Herzlichen glückwunsch zum geweedschlagenstag!

My last game was exhausting. Years of cryptic lore, mediocre tie-in properties we pretended were good, pvp you could opt out of midstream by switching off your router, a sandbox that one player characterized as “as wide as the universe and one inch deep.”

So, I thought I’d try something completely different, and that different thing, god help me, is Evony.

What’s the underwater game that came out a few years ago? Your spaceship crashes in the ocean of a cold planet, and you explore and make bases, and solve a mystery… SubZero or something?

Imagine suffering from multiple personality disorder and one of them is a MAGAt.

Buy a few Republicans and let’s make it happen, Billy Boy.

It’s chilly in January - Kentucky, Mississippi, Arkansas and Louisiana beg for federal money. Texas may or may not turn into a pumpkin.

Try to train a human comedian to make jokes without ever allowing him to hear another comedian’s jokes, never watching a movie, never reading a book or magazine, never watching a TV show. I expect the jokes would be pretty weak.

You know, whenever a kid gets accidentally shot, I think of all the other 359x359 directions the bullet could have gone and wonder how many millions of stray shots are flying around.

If they want to try that in Norfolk of all places, it should have goddamned been Navy Brewing Company.

And position dumbasses as role models… the willfully ignorant and screechingly loud kind.

When I want to see a broken mod, I just surf over to Reddit.

This is what I call a ‘pro grammer move.’

Dude’s getting as far away as possible before Geert takes over and starts ‘Nexit.’

Didn’t the COVID pandemic basically clear this question up?