#JustCalgaryThings

Do you not feel the itch of curiosity?

Yeah, the states has the same accidents as anywhere else in the world, but they sprinkle a little gun into the mix.

What a strange way to call yourself dickless.

Or worse, it was an n:1 and they want it n:n

But hand sanitizer is only 99.9% effective. You still have millions of other men’s dick germs on your hands, on your keyboard, in your mouth.

You cannot escape the dicks. No matter how unbathed you are.

Dicks.

Dicks.

Dicks.

Now they’re in your eyes.

So you just don’t touch anything in public, ever?

If the sink isn’t hands free you just walk out?