Thanks! Always good to have as much research material as possible in these situations.

Good luck!

Thanks.

I was raised on proper English tea by my British father and grandmother. However, I have more recently discovered that British tea is weak-ass shit compared to Irish tea.

I am optimistic. Thanks.

Thanks!

She has been an amazing trooper. Other than a breakdown after a really stressful situation where we missed the first train, then got on the wrong train a second time and had to climb up and back down a ton of stairs with our suitcases (understandable at that point) she has really made me proud of her. Especially considering how hard it is for autistic kids dealing with change. We’ll see how she fares tomorrow.

Hasn’t quite worked out yet. I still need to find a job (but I have interviews lined up) We came over a little early because we were worried that when the deportation start, everyone who can grab the first plane they came out of the US. We might never get out otherwise.

Coming from the land of no public transportation, it was refreshing.

And she rarely has any punctures.

I have, but I don’t mind sharing again. Basically, an accident of birth.

https://www.gov.uk/apply-citizenship-british-parent/born-before-1983

I wish I had better news for others.

I keep telling people, we can only fly 30 meters at a time.

Plus, Wonder Woman can fly and she has an invisible jet.

Thank you, but I also think they were joking.

White Fucking Power Jew Rat is my new band name.

You’re right, the headline should clearly have read:

“Based on a DNA study conducted by Dr. Laura Cassidy of Trinity College Dublin and others, assumptions that most iron age Celtic societies were patrilocal have not borne out genetically, which shows that potentially there are time periods where matrilocality is more common, changing views of how women in ancient societies are viewed by modern people studying them, but this is all still early days as the paper has just been published in the science journal known as Nature and the peer review process still has to run its course. And even then, sometimes peer-reviewed science gets overturned, so we can’t actually be sure any of this is true until a time machine is invented, which physicists currently think is not a practical possibility (although we haven’t surveyed 100% of them on this).”

There. Accurate. Hmm… not all that succinct though.

I guess they should have gone with the title of the paper in Nature: “Continental influx and pervasive matrilocality in Iron Age Britain”

Everyone would have understood it!

Well there’s still a sun, so it didn’t not work.

Frighteningly big.

Please do not buy your child a gummy bear bigger than their head. We have enough problems with diabetes as it is.

Damn, I wouldn’t have been able to take that. I would have told them to put me the fuck out rather than have to see and hear it and realize that was my knee they were doing that to. Even though it was to make things better.