FilthyHands

This is what we want. This is who we are as a nation. There will be no revolution.

What’re they gonna do, lock up my corpse?

Im just going to sit this gen out and wait for fiveskin.

Are they talking about neem oil? The stuff that smells like hot tar and garlic?

Documents should be available at court listener, but it appears to be getting hugged right now.

edit: 404 media is hosting a mirror here

No shoes on the carpet if possible. Vacuum weekly. Have some type of stain remover handy for liquid spills.

The one next to the adult book store?

One time, I knew my probation officer was going to lock me up. I think I gave a hot urine or something equally stupid. Anyway, with the thought of county in my mind, I headed to the PO office with a backpack full of books. I hoped they would let me keep them with me when I got booked. Suprisingly, they let me keep all the books with me! When I got released, I gave the books away to the other inmates. I hope they’re still being passed around in there.

Census machines.

A long time ago I took a part time job as a dishwasher at a local pizza place. Most nights, the GM would show up about 2 hours before closing, do a bunch of key bumps with with the cooks in the kitchen, then he would man the front counter. While doing so, he would browse backpage on a netbook, all while customers were still ordering and dining. Occasionally he would ask our opinions on who to pick. He wasn’t just browsing, and at some point would end up on the phone with a girl discussing where, when, and how much, etc.

The crazy part to me was that his wife was one of the prettiest women I’ve ever seen, with a wonderful personality too. Perfect 10. Last I heard, the GM blew it big time, wrecked his car, lost the job, arrested, wife left with the kids, everything.

Despite everything I just told you, he was one of the best bosses I ever had, and I hope he turned his life around.

This has been my backpage story.

i miss r/toiletpaperusa

Bold move.

like from the toilet?

“You want to know what this [war on drugs] was really all about? The Nixon campaign in 1968, and the Nixon White House after that, had two enemies: the antiwar left and black people. You understand what I’m saying?

We knew we couldn’t make it illegal to be either against the war or black, but by getting the public to associate the hippies with marijuana and blacks with heroin, and then criminalizing both heavily, we could disrupt those communities. We could arrest their leaders, raid their homes, break up their meetings, and vilify them night after night on the evening news.

Did we know we were lying about the drugs? Of course we did.”

~ John Ehrlichman, Assistant to the President for Domestic Affairs under President Richard Nixon

Train good. Car bad.

Does the state flag have gold fringe? Does this fall under Maritime Law?