That’s not evidence of anything though.

I’m ignorant. Have micro plastics been proven to be harmful?

No, he had Yeezy’s. This wasn’t 1964.

Neither are as fast as my friend Ryan after he got his new shoes. He was so fast. Like really really fast. But he got hit by a garbage truck and can’t walk without a cane now. His mom works at Waffle House. His brother plays Fortnite on Switch.