Can you imagine how it probably smells?

Preach.

While I agree that when the tip option comes up at the register when someone is literally handing something back to me (like takeout) is sort of ridiculous. However, that’s vastly different than someone going to the store on your behalf, checking out, driving to your house and walking all items to your front door does probably merit a tip. While I agree, some tipping suggestions from Instacart are a bit on the high side, think of the human being on the other side of this service. If you truly don’t want to tip, you’re welcome to get your own goddamned groceries. Food for thought.

Don’t try to bs the fat man.

But Mountain Dew isn’t served at McDonald’s. Taco Bell has it. You’re good.

This guy shits.

So you’re the kind of person who enjoys filling out the paper registration for a product warranty, I suspect.